Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Dialogue of the Day

Dante: "I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks"

Randal: "....thirty seven"

From "Clerks" (dir. Kevin Smith - 1994)

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