Well, it's official...

...the world is going to Hell. I have come to this conclusion upon hearing today that "The Only Way is Essex" won a BAFTA. Yes, an award from the British Academy of Film & Television. Yes, The Only Way Is Essex. No, sadly I'm not making this up.

"Okay guys, I want you to all pose like absolute vacuous, mindless, idio.....oh wait, that's perfect" *Click*

I give up. I really do. Rather than waste my energy indulging in an angry rant about this travesty, I'm just going to quietly go and stick my head in a microwave. Soon the brain cells will be distant memories.

JB.