Friday, February 17, 2012

The Worst Rap Lyrics Ever

"And you don't stop, sure shot, and you get in your car and you drive real far, and you drive all night, and then you see a light, and it comes right down, and lands on the ground, and out comes a man from Mars, and you try to run but he's got a gun, and he shoots you dead and he eats your head, and then you're in the man from Mars, you go out at night, eatin' cars.
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercuries and Subarus, and you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars. Then, when there's no more cars, you go out at night and eat up bars"

From "Rapture" by Blondie (1981)

Profound, I think we can all agree.

JB.

2 comments:

Beth said...

You leave this song alone.....it happens to be one of my favourites.

John Byford said...

It's a classic tune. It just came on my ipod the other day I realised how bad her rap is. Hilarious.