"I'm really sick of those left-wing, conspiracy theory people. Who are all like 'Hey, isn't it weird how every time there's bad news for the Bush administration, the terror alert goes up? There's over eleven examples of it...' Listen, let me tell you something, it's called COINCIDENCE, okay? Look it up in the dictionary. It's a coincidence that it went up right after that French report saying Bush knew about 9/11. And it just happened to go up after a report stating there was absolutely no link between Osama and Saddam Hussein, it happened to go up when mad cow disease broke and the government might have been implicit in it, it happened to go up whenever Bush's ratings plummeted....it's called coincidence you f**king hippie freak. These guys are out there on their 'computers' compiling cold, hard, irrefutable facts? F**k those guys! Yeah, I'll see you at Burning Man, hippie"
David Cross - "It's Not Funny" (2004)
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