Dialogue of the Day

Worker: "Mr. Swope, I do exactly the same job as the other executives. But I don't make as much money as they do. I don't think that's right." 
Putney: "If I give you a raise, then everyone's gonna want a raise, and if I give them a raise, they'll still be making more money than you and we'll be right back where we started." 
Worker: "Oh, I never thought of it that way"
Putney: "And that's why you make less money."

From the utterly deranged "Putney Swope" (Dir. Robert Downey Sr. - 1969)