So, after a trip to the cinema last night for a viewing of the hilarious "Jackass: 3-D" (highlights included the "Rocky" scenes and an epic midget fight), I was, within minutes of sitting down, reminded of one of my biggest pet peeves on the planet. Now, being a 3-D event, there comes a point when a notice flashes on screen informing you to put your glasses on. Of course, almost as soon as it went up, some tw*t yelled "Ok everyone, put your glasses on!" Brilliant. You are a mind I am eternally grateful to have crossed paths with...you knob!
Luckily it was Jackass so I wasn't really bothered, but I have experienced this problem more times than I care to remember...especially here in America and, I tells ya, nothing makes me want to commit a mass genocide more!
Thus, in conclusion, to anyone that just can't help themselves blathering on like an attention starved idiot during a film, please just bear in mind that if I want your opinion, I'll ask for it. Until then, please do us all a favour, for the sake of humanity and all that is good, just shut up and watch the bloody film.
JB
P.S. - While cueing at the Arclight, stood right behind Marilyn Manson and, for the first time, found myself star-struck. In hindsight, I was probably just terrified.
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